awkward

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snorlaxatives:

it’s getting to that point in the school year where even copying someone’s homework is too much to handle

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0ceanatic:

Wow seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? When I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies

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the single greatest scene in the history of cinema

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pityreblogs:

sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving

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silenced-cry:

R.I.P all the other kids who commit suicide everyday but dont get acknowledge because society only cares about the pretty or the popular

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dem0litionl0ser:

heyfunniest:

glitterweave:

i got this shirt and it has this weird ruffled hood / neck so i can wear it like this

but if its gets cold i can also put it over my mouth and nose like this

and when it rains i can use it as a hoodie

and when i need to attend an emergency kkk meeting it works too

and i can also pretend to be the pixar lamp

IT’S BACK FINALLY 

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internetexplorers:

errorsanitynotfound:

internetexplorers:

why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong

its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you

this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

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gohn-jegbert:

yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad:

andwhispers:

every book you’ve ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters

this post literally made me look away from my screen and rethink my entire life

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engorgio-reducio:

should i reblog for the caption or the tags

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freeabortions:

feels cute

takes selfie

nvm

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