whenever I’m forced to stay home I just sit in my room making weird noises wishing I could be out socializing
awkward
I'm Lilly.
So THESE are the thieves that kidnapped my first born son and avo-CAR-do…
They better be Fitblrs.
(Source: padalekki)
i dont use pickup lines i use fe lines. i have many cats. hundreds. please date me
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No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did.
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walkdownthestreetlikeafckingstar:
And that’s when you knew London wasn’t a complete ditz.
what if she was just witch and she just didn’t understand the muggle world
That explains why we never saw her parents… they were probably too busy with their jobs in the Ministry… 0_o
LONDON’S A SQUIB
BUT WAT IF SHE WASN’T
WAT IF SHE ACTUALLY HAD POWERS BUT HID THEM
GRADUATED FROM HOGWARTS EARLY
AND INTERNED IN OUR WORLD BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO WORK WITH MUGGLES
IT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY SHE FOUND IT DIFFICULT TO USE SO MANY MUNDANE MUGGLE OBJECTS
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MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST RETARDED WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’
i’ve been laughing at this response for 20 minutes
idk Moon Moon at least is interesting better than mine, Grey Wolf…OOOH SO ORIGINAL
im alpha beast so obviously i rule out any other option HAHAHAH
I’VE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS POST WITH THE ORIGINAL CAPTION TO COME TO MY DASH AND NOW IT’S FINALLY HERE I FEEL LIKE MOON MOON JUST COMPLETED MY LIFE
rebloging because omg the comments
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i used to be a person with a blog but now i’m a blog with a person
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